Festive Cheerleader Pillows

"Remember - any card that sheds glitter gets quarantined in the garage."

'I've discovered if I shine the nose up on just one side I get a bit of swing.'

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

Elf with Christmas shopping

"Yes, it's family Christmas card photo day again. . ."

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Our next delegate will update us on the state of the polar ice caps."

"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."

Ice Skater

'Don't worry, because of global warming you can ditch that red suit soon.'

Checking the closet.

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

'Dammit! How many times must I tell you kids not to run down the stairs?!'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

'Never mind; 'I'm home dear.' Where's my present?!'

Happy Holidays

Naughty. Nice. Wait-listed.

"This is the first shopping day of the rest of your life."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."