Christmas Cheerleader Mugs

Chill, dude – it's just toys. It's not like you're delivering a vaccine or anything.

Radio control Santa.

How to believe in yourself.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'Only one more to go.'

"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"My attorney has advised me to not answer any questions regarding my behavior this year."

'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'

Santa's list - naughty,nice,nice,naughty,nice...

Father Christmas Playing Golf.

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Well it looks like somebody has the Christmas spirit.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Okay, the outfit COULD have shrunk since last year, but not the belt!'

"This is my lawyer. He's here to witness the promises you make, which will constitute a verbal contract."

"I'm just sayin', Boss, maybe you should lay off the cookies and milk for a while!"

'Oh, come on, Pendleton, where's your Christmas spirit?'

"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"

Santa's Helpers

'Every year about this time they put in an indoor bathroom.'

Santa Claus Ringing in Peace and Goodwill

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

Mistletoe Farm

Santa being hoisted up a tall chimney by his reindeer.

Reindeer Sweater

From us to you...a very merry Christmas.

Happy Christmas Pudding and Dog