Tech-savvy Festive Fan Mugs

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'I already e-mailed you and here's your hard copy.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Great mouser!

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

MLB 2020

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"VAR ref..!!"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Hockey and Cell Phones