Tech-savvy Bear Fan Mugs

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Bearly Painting

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Great mouser!

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

Big Apple Bears

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

'Well, that makes two of us. I'm lost too.'

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

Carpe carp...Seize the fish.

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'