Tech-savvy Wolf Fan Pillows

E-Baying @ The Moon

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Great mouser!

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'I'd like to have his wolf teeth removed.'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."