Tech-savvy Owl Lover Pillows

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

E-Baying @ The Moon

Giraffe Selfie

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Birds with Headphones

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Unicorn in the Woods

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"It's an app."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

Where steel wool comes from.

"This is so going on Instagram."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.