Tech-savvy Moggie Fan Pillows

Great mouser!

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"First gig in a while?"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.

Twitter followers: Wile Coyote

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"VAR ref..!!"

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

Hey guys, Bob's stuck at home, nut he told me to tell you, Owoooooo, owoooooo.

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

Football Computer.

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

The Rapture, buffering

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'