Tech-savvy Golf Fan Pillows

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"First gig in a while?"

"You have a good lie."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'I just got text-heckled!'

MLB 2020

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"VAR ref..!!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'You look a little below par. I hope you haven't caught 'birdie flu'.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

"Play Ball!"

Fore

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'