Golf Gadget Fanatic Pillows

'Pssst! Wanna buy a golf secret?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Dawing your Cellphone

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

I think you're ace

Nerd tryouts.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Useless add-ons.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Bicycle sat nav.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."