Golf Gadget Admirer Pillows

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Putting Practice.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Zeus's Caddy

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'Two hundred and nineteen.'