Tech-savvy Football Fanatic Pillows

Football Computer.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Punt Cake

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Big Football

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Penalty

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Edinson Cavani

"Keep your shape at the back...."

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

End of football season - UK

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."