Football-loving Computer Nerd Pillows

Football Computer.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Punt Cake

Bears

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Red State Football

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Keep your shape at the back...."

"First gig in a while?"

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

Edinson Cavani

End of football season - UK

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Penalty

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"