Football Lover With A Twist Pillows

Easter Island Football Goal

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football Delivery

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Burkini Scandal

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"Mr. October"

'Elements' sports team

Plane crash on football pitch.

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

Refrigerator running.

Teamwork

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"