Sports Lover With A Twist Pillows

"Mr. October"

How the west was really won...

'Elements' sports team

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Alternative fielding positions

Saving a Heart

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Snooker Golf.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

Improvised Dentistry.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."