Sports Enthusiast With A Twist Pillows

Improvised Dentistry.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'I thought you said you were just popping out for a couple of hours in the nets?'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Playing pig

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Ski Surfing

Fitness in church.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Burkini Scandal

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Television Baseball

"Mr. October"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."