Sports Enthusiast With A Wild Side Pillows

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Saving a Heart

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Boomerang cow.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Ski Surfing

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Burkini Scandal

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

Television Baseball

"Mr. October"

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

Refrigerator running.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Farmyard Baseball

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."