Sports Enthusiast With A Wild Side Gifts

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Saving a Heart

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Improvised Dentistry.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Ski Surfing

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

Television Baseball

"Mr. October"

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Refrigerator running.

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Climbing Beard