Sports Lover With A Soft Spot Pillows

Saving a Heart

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Snooker Golf.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Improvised Dentistry.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."