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Saving a Heart

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Snooker Golf.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

I love Basketball.

Improvised Dentistry.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?