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"Mr. October"

How the west was really won...

'Elements' sports team

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Saving a Heart

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Golf with a difference

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

Playing pig

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

Improvised Dentistry.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."