Sports Lover With Stamina Pillows

Super Bowl Monday

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Saving a Heart

Extreme Bungy

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

YOLO vs YODO

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.