Sports Lover With Stamina Gifts

Super Bowl Monday

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Saving a Heart

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

Extreme Bungy

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

YOLO vs YODO

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"