Strength Sports Lover Pillows

'Left-handed or right handed?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Exercise Bars

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?