Strength Sports Pillows

"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'