Strength Athletics Pillows

The World's Strongest, Yet Most Rational Man.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Muscles

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bullseye!