The World's Strongest, Yet Most Rational Man.
Strength Athletics Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for the strength athletics fan? Whether they're into weightlifting, powerlifting, or CrossFit, our products celebrate their passion with humorous and inspiring designs. Gift ideas include mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their dedication and love for pushing boundaries, making every workout a little more fun.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
Football Fans
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'
Church for sports worshipers.
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
Muscles
'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
'Another football scholarship offer?'
"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
Bullseye!
Monica Seles
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'
Strength Athletics Gifts Collection
Strength Athletics Mugs
Find more motivating and humorous mugs tailored for strength enthusiasts on our dedicated mugs page.
Strength Athletics Pillows
Check out our selection of pillows that bring gym-inspired motivation into any space.
Strength Athletics Prints
Browse inspiring prints perfect for decorating a workout area or gym corner with a dash of humor and dedication.
Strength Athletics T-Shirts
Explore our range of athletic T-shirts designed for strength lovers, combining wit, comfort, and style.