Strength Gifts

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Checkmate!'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Fishing

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'