Strength Builder Gifts

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Muscles

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Fitness guru.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Long and Short term investments.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'Checkmate!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"