Strength Builder Pillows

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Muscles

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We're exclusively delts."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Fitness guru.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Long and Short term investments.

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Checkmate!'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Body Building

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"