Body Builder Pillows

Atlas' Exercise Machine

'That one is for pumping iron!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'How much for the recipe?'

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

'It is a bit of an idealised snowman I suppose. But no doubt over time it'll slump.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'