Body Builder T-Shirts

Atlas' Exercise Machine

'That one is for pumping iron!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'How much for the recipe?'

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

'It is a bit of an idealised snowman I suppose. But no doubt over time it'll slump.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'