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"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

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Jewish Weightlifting

Weightlifter

'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'

"Nice abs."

'These steroids you took for your body building...they weren't by any chance of animal origin, were they?

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Ask me about my thick neck.

'I got stung by a thousand bees.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Smile Please'

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Macho man body building club.

'Excuse me Ma'am. Would you mind scratching my chin for me please?'

Still waiting for tape 2

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Important Muscles.