Bodybuilding T-Shirts

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"The knuckle sandwich looks good."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

Exercising your heart.

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'No! They're not implants!'

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

Blow up muscles.

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Weightlifter

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Try to get less exercise.'

Battery lifting weights

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Image changing.

Ask me about my thick neck.

'I got stung by a thousand bees.'

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

"Nice abs."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Smile Please'

"They wanted a strong church leader here, they've got one!!"

Those untraceable performance enhancing drugs you got me...I can't find them!

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."