Body Building T-Shirts

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'That one is for pumping iron!'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Bride and Groom walking down exercise machine

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'How much for the recipe?'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"For me, Max. We're in public."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.