Bodybuilders Pillows

"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

Rock and Roll.

Alien Reflection

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

The rock caricature

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"