Strength Trainer Gifts

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'OK, that covers strengths. Do you have any weaknesses?'

'Dad, Mom, this is Bruce. He just signed up in my weight-lifting class.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Dog Walking Services

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"We're exclusively delts."

Football

Bench Press Accident

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"