Strength Trainer Gifts

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'OK, that covers strengths. Do you have any weaknesses?'

'Dad, Mom, this is Bruce. He just signed up in my weight-lifting class.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Dog Walking Services

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Powerful Love.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."