Strength Training Aficionado Gifts

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

The rock caricature

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."