Strength Training Aficionado Mugs

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Muscles

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."