Strength Aficionado Mugs

Tractor Art

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."