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Tractor Art

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'