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'Left-handed or right handed?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"We're exclusively delts."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Egyptian Football

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Playing pig

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

Exercise Bars

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

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