Strength Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

'Checkmate!'

The World's Strongest, Yet Most Rational Man.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

'Strongest wrists in the business!'

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Pick up time 2:15.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.