Strength Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

'Checkmate!'

The World's Strongest, Yet Most Rational Man.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

'Strongest wrists in the business!'

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Pick up time 2:15.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.