Strength Admirer Gifts

Tug of War Handshake

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

The rock caricature

Raheem Sterling

Money Bar.

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

First Prize!

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Checkmate!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Football Sculpture.

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

Rugby Mad.

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

My Hero

"He's everything I want in a man."

Tractor Art

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Good coffee."