Silent Strength Admirer Gifts

'Dick Cheney may consider a White House run on a 'strong silent type' ticket.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

The men of your dreams

"Cat got your tongue?"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

My Hero

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Weigh station

Snail Display Today

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Say when.'

WWE Chess

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

"He was never one to waste words."

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

Tug of War Handshake

A line of fish following a quiet fish.