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'Dick Cheney may consider a White House run on a 'strong silent type' ticket.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

The men of your dreams

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

My Hero

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Say when.'

Snail Display Today

Weigh station

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Tug of War Handshake

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

A line of fish following a quiet fish.