Muscle Enthusiast Gifts

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Weightlifter

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

'These steroids you took for your body building...they weren't by any chance of animal origin, were they?

Those untraceable performance enhancing drugs you got me...I can't find them!

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"Maybe we should lay off the upper body training till your head pops back out."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Excuse me Ma'am. Would you mind scratching my chin for me please?'

Pushy Coach.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'I'm still not sure. Could I see some more bicep curls followed by some more flexing?'

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

Football.

Athlete with huge thighs with faces and mouths.

Podium - Angelic Failures

'It is a bit of an idealised snowman I suppose. But no doubt over time it'll slump.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Weight lifting...where the weights stay up.

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"Maybe you just have the wrong body shape for bodybuilding, Mr. Pedersen!"

"So, you work out your arms mostly?"

"I think we're ready to start working on the legs!"

"You know what, I suspect your farmer is feeding you steroids..."

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

"The poison ivy has pretty well cleared up, so we'll ratchet back on the topical steroids."

Cleaner Lifts Weights at the Gym

"No more jolly. This year, Christmas is gonna be jacked."

I don't care how many push ups you can do, you've got my head spinning upside-down!