Muscle Development Enthusiast Gifts

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

Bench Press Accident

"OK, ready to go again?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Checkmate!'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Body Building

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Built and Built without a permit.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.