Muscle Development Enthusiast Gifts

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

Body Building

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Built and Built without a permit.

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Protein Powder Irony