Muscle Builders Gifts

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

"People shouldn't have names until they're 30."

Body Building

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Important Muscles.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"