Muscle Building Gifts

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

I'll take this one here.

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"I should totally appear to them."

Bench Press Accident

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

A bulge of bodybuilders

Putin's old tricks don't work any longer...

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'