Muscle Builder Gifts

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'

Battery lifting weights

The coach.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Weight-lifter's autograph

'Body-building is great, unfortunately, now I'm stuck in my shell...'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'All your shots are coming up short, so to strenghten your arms, you'll be practicing with a larger ball.'

Mr Muscles competition

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"

Ok, maybe I should have focused on running instead of lifting.

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"Why can't they just have a normal door bell?"

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

'Watch it. I've been working out.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"

'Sure I want to grow up and have big muscular arms like Daddy;...

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"Of course I tested positive for steroids. I eat meat."

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

They're all the rage.

Weightlifter

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"

"I just want to work out to the point of not having to rely on my social skills."